Video: Starbucks Rap

I need a caramel macchiato so make it a grande.

A double shot espresso, extra whip on a latte.

A Tazo passion or green shaken iced tea.

And while you're at it, heat up a muffin for me.

I wanna peppermint white chocolate soy milk mocha.

Don't make it to hot, cuz I don't wanna choke-a.

I want something else, wait a second or three.

Yeah a pumpkin spice frap light blended coffe.

I wanna triple grande cinnamon latte with soy.

And a copy of Shep's book Beautiful Boy.

Give me something else, I want something to eat.

Cuz a seven layer bar is my favorite treat.

I want a cream cheese.

Danish and a hot cross bun.

And a poppy seed bagel, just for fun.

Now that I have plenty of food.

I got one more order so make it good.

A tall caramel frap with caramel on top.

Flat lid two napkins don't spill a drop.

Don't worry 'bout payment cuz I got a gift card.

Hope this complicated order isn't too hard.

But I really do hope I get my order for free.

If not y'all gotta spit a rap back at me.